In a surprise upset, Minnie Mouse, the only woman competing in the Fun CC's annual comic competition, trounced front-runner Scrooge McDuck 26-0 to take home the million dollar first prize.

Scrooge McDuck is believed to have retired to a vault for deep immersion therapy. Minnie immediately gave half her winnings to a local charity that provides shelter for orphans, and the other half to the tax man.